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t.r.o.y.

Hi I’m Troy McClure you might remember me from…

….such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”

….such fishing films as ‘Cast Out’ or ‘The Reel Deal.’

….such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness”.

….such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing”.

….such films as “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die” and “Gladys, the Groovy Mule”.

….such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”.

….such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show”.

….such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”

….such nature films as “Earwigs: Ewwww” and “Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory”.

….such celebrity funerals as “Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye” and “Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge”.

….such telethons as “Out With Gout ‘88″ and “Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House”.

….such cartoons as “Christmas Ape” and “Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp”.

….such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot”.

….such TV spinoffs as “Son of Sanford and Son” and “After Mannix”.

….such instructional videos as “Mothballing Your Battleship” and “Dig Your Own Grave and Save”.

….such public service videos as “Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds” and “Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness”.

….such medical films as “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore” and “Mommy, What’s Wrong With That Man’s Face?”.

….such automated information kiosks as “Welcome to Springfield Airport” and “Where’s Nordstrom?”.

….such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as “The half-assed approach to foundation repair”

….such educational films as “Meat and You – Partners in Freedom (a Meat Council film, part of the ‘Resistance is Useless’ series)”

“see you in the morning. get ready for tennis…it comes on at 10.”

shoes by eric

Wat’s Good Fam!

Air Jordan Flight 45 High in White and Red -Black

How high can we get?

Nike Air Force 1 Bespoke by Bun B

A must if you live in the H!

Kicks/HI x Reebok Pump

Be there in 12 days, might try to pick these up!

chris ede

http://www.chrisede.net/0index.php/0index.php

 

matt barton

http://www.matthewryanbarton.com/

 

chesticles

Hairy Chests of the Rich & Famous

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/willis/69/actors.htm

you will see such chests as:

Michael Badalucco
Daniel Baldwin
Hart Bochner
Albert Brooks
Robert Conrad
Stephen Dorff
Sam Elliott
Jeff Fahey
Harrison Ford
Kelsey Grammer
Robson Green
Ed Harris
David Hodo
Drake Hogestyn
Bob Hoskins (Fake)
Chris Issak
Michael James
Anil Kapoor
Akshay Kumar
Lee Majors
Rick Negron
Chuck Norris
Ryan O’Neal
Eric Oldfield
Trey Parker
Bob Peck
Robert Ray
Rob Stewart
Ari Telch
Jack Thompson
Robert Urich

 

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SAXCORE

dock ellis

this is a great animated video of major league pitcher dock ellis recalling his no hitter while on LSD

previous post:

http://brentabousko.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/did-you-know-dock-ellis/

June 12, 1970 no-hitter

No-hitting the San Diego Padres on June 12, 1970 despite being, as he would claim in 1984, under the influence of LSD throughout the course of the game.^[1] Ellis had been visiting friends in Los Angeles under the impression he had the day off and was still high when his girlfriend told him he had to pitch a game against the Padres that night. Ellis boarded a shuttle flight to the ballpark and threw a no-hitter despite not being able to feel the ball or clearly see the batter or catcher. Ellis claims catcher Jerry May wore reflective tape on his fingers which helped Ellis to see his target. Ellis walked eight, struck out six, and was aided by excellent fielding plays by second baseman Bill Mazeroski and center fielder Matty Alou.^[2] During the game, Ellis is reported to have commented to his teammates on the bench between innings that he was pitching a no-hitter, despite the superstition that discourages mentioning a no-hitter while it is in progress. Because the no-hitter was the first game of a double header, Ellis was forced to keep track of the pitch count for the night game.^[3]

As Ellis recounted it:

“I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher’s) glove, but I didn’t hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn’t hit hard and never reached me.”^[4]

The incident inspired the song “Dock Ellis” by indie rock singer Barbara Manning, “America’s Favorite Pastime” by folk singer Todd Snider, and “Dock Ellis No-No” by Chuck Brodsky.

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