martinis, bikinis, and lamborghinis.

July 30, 2008

i overread this

Filed under: pics — brentabousko @ 4:40 pm


Impresss your girlfriend’s parents with this style statement that says, “Please. Please. Ask me about my watch. Jesus christ I spent 130 dollars on this thing so people would ask me about it.” Featuring a color scheme custom-designed by people who think A Space Odyssey 2001 was doing it all wrong, this watch also sports a classy silver wristband to fully inform your peers that you have the fashion sensibilities of a rhesus monkey. Not intended for actual telling of time. Only $130, comes with a lifetime of poorly hidden smirks.


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