martinis, bikinis, and lamborghinis.

August 21, 2014

oh, the things i would do

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by bob schneider

i would sing her a lullaby
in the trees at night by my house
the wolves circling hungrily below
 
i would make her omelets
in the kitchen while she bathed 
in the pool in the back yard
 
i would call her to madrid
eventually knowing the end
was just around the corner
 
i would build her a sunday
one saturday afternoon
the cherries covering the floor
 
i would let her know
what i was feeling
years after she had left
 
on her answering machine
the drink in my hand
falling into the carpet

July 8, 2014

WOLF’S HEAD x WACKO MARIA

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WOLF’S HEAD x WACKO MARIA “STRANGE UFO’S ALOHA SHIRT”. AVAILABLE IN BLACK.

WOLF’S HEAD x WACKO MARIA “STRANGE UFO’S ALOHA SHIRT”. AVAILABLE IN PINK.

WOLF’S HEAD x WACKO MARIA “DEVIL ALOHA SHIRT”. AVAILABLE IN BLACK x TUQ.

April 17, 2014

take one on the chin

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with the beer beard:

 

Going to the big game, an art show or a counseling session? Just fill the Beer Beard with up to 72 ounces of your favorite refreshment, strap it on and sip at your leisure through the patented “Thirs-T-Tooob™”. With the Beer Beard, you’ll always be undercover and over-hydrated!

 

 

 

 

 

December 6, 2013

santa claus conquers the martians

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December 4, 2013

SCOTCHY SCOTCH SCOTCH

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Ron Burgundy Scotchy Scotch Scotch

 

RON BURGUNDY SCOTCHY SCOTCH SCOTCH

One thing Ron Burgundy takes as seriously as news is scotch, so it should come as no surprise that San Diego’s top newsman has a scotch of his own, and it’s kind of a big deal.Ron Burgundy Scotchy Scotch Scotch ($TBA) is a blend of whiskies from Speyside, Highlands and Islay worthy of the Burgundy catchphrase “Great Odin’s Raven.” It sounds like a must have bottle, especially if you have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

September 25, 2013

99problemz

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August 28, 2013

Ernest Hemingway’s Game Bag

Filed under: Uncategorized — brentabousko @ 11:19 pm

Sold for $12,500.00

http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/20048/lot/2265/

HEMINGWAY, ERNEST. 1899-1961.

Leather satchel-type game bag, 400 x 300 x 100 mm, comprising main pocket with loops for cartridges, canvas front pocket, and mesh sack pockets, with silver print photograph (7 x 9 inches) in matte pasted inside the flap, some wear to bag, mesh split.HEMINGWAY’S GAME BAG, inscribed under the flap in white ink “From Ernest and Mary Hemingway — Bag of Tricks, Best Always, Papa.” The photograph is also inscribed by Hemingway, “I wonder if my wife can tell / That I’ve been raising hell. / To an afternoon of Joy / With a good old boy,” and signed by the unidentified recipient (“Cano”?). A printed headline on the matte reads “Fernández, Canivell y Cia. Málaga,” and a crayon inscription “Ernest Hemingway’s game bag used in Europe 1944/59 – La Consula, Malaga.”
In 1959, Hemingway made his penultimate trip to Europe, in part to add an epilogue to Scribners’ new edition of Death in the Afternoon (first published in 1932), but also to research a series of bullfighting articles commissioned by Lifemagazine. He stayed at La Consula, the estate of an American, Nathan (Bill) Davis, who happened to be the brother-in-law of Cyril Connolly. Hemingway briefly returned to Spain in 1960, to be photographed for the cover of Life.
According to Field & Stream, the inscription was made to one of Hemingway’s closest friends, Charles Thompson, “the owner of a marine hardware store in Key West and the inspiration for the character ‘Old Carl’ in The Green Hills of Africa.”

May 22, 2013

pentakini

Filed under: Uncategorized — brentabousko @ 6:10 pm

Pentagram Bikini: For the Sunbather Unafraid of Satanic Tan Lines

SEXPAND

For the beach bunny with strong beliefs, or a strong desire for a Pentagram-tan-line chest. Either way, you do you girl.

Only $55 at Etsy

April 30, 2013

SUPER MARIO BROS. AS HIPSTERS

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March 16, 2013

new ricky powell column at frank151

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LEAVE THE GUNS, KEEP THE CANNOLIS: RICKY POWELL 

 

The legendary street photographer Ricky Powell has been a close friend of FRANK151 for many years. Our favorite funky uncle was the curator of Chapter 43: Bug Out! and even though that was three years ago, downtown New York’s number one Bummy Sophisticate still comes by the FRANK office nearly every other day to
chop it up and share an invisible cigarette or two.

We’re proud to have wrangled Ricky into doing something for us on the regular, and what follows is his first column for us, Leave The Guns, Keep The Cannolis.
Take it away Ricky…

Hi there. It’s good to have a regular gig again—it’s only been 20 years. It’s a privilege to show my pictures on an official website. Somebody appreciates me. Thank goodness. So…let’s hope this is the beginning of an ongoing discreet encounter.

For anyone who asks, “are you shooting?” Yes, dum-dum. The following is a case in point:

Dang, that’s a big ass poodle.

Kimmy Matulova (my Faye Dunaway of hip-hip) recently at a Knicks game, schooling her on Willis Reed/Mr. Knick, famous moment game seven, 1970 NBA finals.

My homegirl Stella from Nemes on Broadway.

My kool mailman, Darryl…he’s part of the Hollis crew.
Nice little dynamic duo I met at the Fountain Art Fair.

Self-portrait. Waverly Diner, 3 a.m.

More from FRANK:

Chapter 43: Bug Out – Andre Torres Interview

Chapter 43: Bug Out!

Chess hustler. Union Square Park.

Muddy Waters, Mick Jagger, and Buddy Guy crooning “Hoochie Coochie Man.” Practicing my concert photography off the TV whilst smoking a joint of Turkish tobacco.

Staring contest. Hudson St.

 

DJ/artist Miranda Maxwell at listening party for her latest mixtape at Cardinal restaurant.

Bitches dig me.

Homecorn always on the lookout.

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