October 10, 2009
September 26, 2009
delicious buddha
Hang time: Baby-shaped pears will soon be coming to a supermarket near you
September 8, 2009
August 26, 2009
August 24, 2009
August 5, 2009
toreore – just like heaven
a friend took me to a vietnamese shopping mall for lunch today
we had fried chicken from www.toreore.com
lo and behold someone put it on yelp (in the key of the cure – just like heaven)
?!?!?!?!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/toreore-chicken-and-joy-duluth
Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream, I said
The one that makes me full, I said
And threw my hands around that chicken leg
Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I’ll run away with you
I’ll run away with you …only with a family size box of fwied yard bird!
Spinning on that dizzy edge of the counter
I licked my lips and finger tips
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To eat my crispy bird
Why are you so far away? I said
Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you
That I’m in love with you…
Strange as poultry
Dancing in the deepest fryers
Twisting in the 0g Trans Fat
You’re just like a dream
Chix wings licked me into shape
I must haven’t eaten for days
And moving lips to taste the wing
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above an empty plate
That stole the only piece I had
And downed it deep inside of me
You
Crisp and juicy
You
Good and plenty
You
Just like heaven
July 1, 2009
sexual sandwich?
*edit
mcelweenie dropped some knowledge in the comments section:
Crispin, Porter and Bogusky do all of the Burger King advertising. A couple of their guys were here a while back doing a talk on what they do and how they do it. They have won tons of awards and continue to outshine everyone every year. Some of their work sucks and some is downright crazy like this one above.
They have a hard cover book that displays a lot of their work until 2006 or so. It’s called Hoopla and is pretty cool. To make their book stand out they printed the hard cover jacket on sand paper in hopes that while it lived on your shelves it would destroy the other books every time you grabbed it
http://www.amazon.com/Hoopla-Crispin-Porter-Bogusky/dp/1576873129
They even have their own gear now. Need a shirt ‘with easy-to-read key commands for Quark, Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign upside-down on the torso and on the sleeves. Rejoice art directors! Ad-chic is here!’
