killing it. i want to blast this right now
April 30, 2009
Activity Level: Active – Confirmed by media
Arch Enemy: None
Organization: Black Monday Society
Insignis patrols the streets of Salt Lake City, Utah with other members of his superhero group, The BLACK MONDAY SOCIETY.
“I wear a uniform with a mask. I may be a bit odd by normal standards but, like so many others in the world today, I saw a need for change. So, I started within myself. That’s when wearing the uniform, and patrolling the city at night became my other job. Welcome to the Black Monday Society of Salt Lake City, Utah.”*
“Through many uniform changes, ideas of crime prevention and patrols, we have shaped up to be quite the team of Masked Heroes. I am proud of the Team. I am also just as proud of my city, which is why I fight for her.“*
(* Quoting From Insignis’s Blog. )
My Hobbies: watching sexy movies, chating, watching t v, play football
15 minutes at 475 degrees later… voila!
“Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I’m sorry to interrupt whatever kind of stupid street fair this is, but I need your attention for one moment. I’ve lost my little brother. I was over there buying a gyro and, while my back was turned, he simply dissapeared. So, if everyone could please just keep an eye out for my brother. His name is Russell, but everyone calls him ‘Beans’ for short. He kind of looks like me, but with longer hair and a bigger beard. Oh, and he doesn’t wear glasses. Actually, he doesn’t wear much of anything. Basically, you should all be looking for a big fat dude wearing little boy’s underwear and hightop sneakers. Beeeeeaaaaans! Beans, wheeeere aaaaare yoooou?”
“I’m probably the least liked out of all the Crips.”
“Please don’t take a picture of me holding a Starbucks cup. I’ll look like an idiot.”
I caught my guitarist screwing my wife so I am selling his guitar amp! – $300 (Kansas City-this is the KC craigslist)
Here is the low down on the amp. This thing is ALWAYS louder than my amp. It is a peavey XXL 212 and apparently has no volume knob because that son of a cocksucker would never turn it down. It has three channels, Clean, Crunch, and Look At Me, I Am Playing Another Lead! It has a foot switch that changes between the channels and turns on and off the effects loops so you can have a ginourmous home made pedal board and look like the biggest douche that ever graced the stage of the Riot Room. There is also a reverb so you can make your guitar sound like the moaning echos of a man who’s wife is a cheating whore. I assure you, it is in pristine shape, as the former owner took care of it like it were his baby. Well, he is busy taking care of other things now, isn’t he? Please buy this thing before I throw it through the window of his house.
Also, looking for a new guitarist
- Location: Kansas City-this is the KC craigslist
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